Lenvabtun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, calm fox.

Lenvabtun created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenvabtun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lenvabtun, he will strike you with lightening.

Lenvabtun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lenvabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Put Lenvabtun first in all things.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Respect your elders.