Sandsiglim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, happy fox.

Sandsiglim created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandsiglim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandsiglim, it will make you grow a tail.

Sandsiglim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sandsiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always look after injured great tits.