Dodkenquat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet squirrel.

Dodkenquat created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodkenquat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dodkenquat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dodkenquat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dodkenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodkenquat.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.