Queegbarnnell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing goose.

Queegbarnnell created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Queegbarnnell, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Queegbarnnell, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Queegbarnnell's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Queegbarnnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.