Saglatdogcidbessominxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful lizard.

Saglatdogcidbessominxuck created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Saglatdogcidbessominxuck, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saglatdogcidbessominxuck, it will send you a sign.

Saglatdogcidbessominxuck's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Saglatdogcidbessominxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Saglatdogcidbessominxuck.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never paint your chest mauve.

5. Always help sick tortoises.