Nurlvedvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy gorilla.

Nurlvedvonk created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Nurlvedvonk, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurlvedvonk, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nurlvedvonk's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nurlvedvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.