Cedfagzag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate bird.

Cedfagzag created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfagzag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cedfagzag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cedfagzag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cedfagzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Never paint your head white.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.