Vandavgar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish crow.

Vandavgar created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vandavgar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vandavgar, she will ignore you.

Vandavgar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vandavgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.