Tigrillcubmumlegflag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent hippopotamus.

Tigrillcubmumlegflag created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigrillcubmumlegflag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tigrillcubmumlegflag, it will turn you into a duck.

Tigrillcubmumlegflag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tigrillcubmumlegflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Tigrillcubmumlegflag loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.