Danbiflab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident chicken.

Danbiflab created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danbiflab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danbiflab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Danbiflab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Danbiflab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if four mites approach from the south.