Bandibrull is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, charitable armadillo.

Bandibrull created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bandibrull, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bandibrull, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bandibrull's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bandibrull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

5. You must love Bandibrull.