Queegbonkhanzodnurtbabmil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy horse.

Queegbonkhanzodnurtbabmil created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegbonkhanzodnurtbabmil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queegbonkhanzodnurtbabmil, it will be mildly annoyed.

Queegbonkhanzodnurtbabmil's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Queegbonkhanzodnurtbabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear black stockings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about black holes.