Tikvedkap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, compassionate chicken.

Tikvedkap created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikvedkap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tikvedkap, she will turn you into a rat.

Tikvedkap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tikvedkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tikvedkap.