Homsagnan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent raccoon.

Homsagnan created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homsagnan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Homsagnan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Homsagnan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Homsagnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.