Quilltungud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic beaver.

Quilltungud created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quilltungud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quilltungud, it will ignore you.

Quilltungud's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Quilltungud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Quilltungud loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the west.

4. Never paint your hands turquoise.

5. Do not commit murder.