Sakvolbusdossjaphabtafdob is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent tortoise.

Sakvolbusdossjaphabtafdob created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sakvolbusdossjaphabtafdob, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sakvolbusdossjaphabtafdob, he will turn you into a duck.

Sakvolbusdossjaphabtafdob's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sakvolbusdossjaphabtafdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Put Sakvolbusdossjaphabtafdob first in all things.

3. Never feed spinach to seals while wearing black ear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.