Homquillnig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Homquillnig created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homquillnig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Homquillnig, she will torture you forever.

Homquillnig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Homquillnig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill snakes.