Komlistyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional wyrm.

Komlistyarp created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Komlistyarp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Komlistyarp, it will turn you into a rock.

Komlistyarp's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Komlistyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

5. Never go into purple rooms.