Dapcatort is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive whale.

Dapcatort created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapcatort, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dapcatort, she will be very sad.

Dapcatort's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dapcatort's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear black.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.