Mummiflam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient fox.

Mummiflam created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Mummiflam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mummiflam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mummiflam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Mummiflam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mummiflam.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not stand on grass.