Xuckbesskemloop is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty pig.

Xuckbesskemloop created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbesskemloop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xuckbesskemloop, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Xuckbesskemloop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Xuckbesskemloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to moths while wearing magenta corsets.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Xuckbesskemloop on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Xuckbesskemloop on top of all buildings.