Tonjad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, strong mouse.

Tonjad created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonjad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tonjad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tonjad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tonjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed onions to swans while wearing yellow coats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away if five squirrels approach from the south.

5. Tonjad must be the most important thing in your life.