Lakkabbom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, vain hedgehog.

Lakkabbom created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Lakkabbom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lakkabbom, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lakkabbom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lakkabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear gray rings.

3. Run away if three pigs approach from the east.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never eat wheat.