Bonruttappsad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful lizard.

Bonruttappsad created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonruttappsad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonruttappsad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bonruttappsad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bonruttappsad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Never eat bark.