Nabnurteenkomfutcanbest is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy manatee.

Nabnurteenkomfutcanbest created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabnurteenkomfutcanbest, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabnurteenkomfutcanbest, it will turn you into a duck.

Nabnurteenkomfutcanbest's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nabnurteenkomfutcanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Nabnurteenkomfutcanbest nine times a day.

5. Never talk about gravity.