Langigzak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, effective finch.

Langigzak created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Langigzak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Langigzak, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Langigzak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Langigzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.