Benflisdod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy skunk.

Benflisdod created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benflisdod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Benflisdod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Benflisdod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Benflisdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed wheat to great tits while wearing fawn skirts.

3. Always obey Benflisdod's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.