Mifcissbonkgumbunfutcibvid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain duck.

Mifcissbonkgumbunfutcibvid created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcissbonkgumbunfutcibvid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mifcissbonkgumbunfutcibvid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mifcissbonkgumbunfutcibvid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mifcissbonkgumbunfutcibvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mifcissbonkgumbunfutcibvid's priests.

2. Mifcissbonkgumbunfutcibvid loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not sit in public.