Stipbomken is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust toad.

Stipbomken created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Stipbomken, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stipbomken, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stipbomken's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Stipbomken's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never sit near cats.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Always help sick goats.