Sterrilxuckmat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, able mongoose.

Sterrilxuckmat created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterrilxuckmat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sterrilxuckmat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sterrilxuckmat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sterrilxuckmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never wear mauve corsets.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.