Vigtifraw is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving unicorn.

Vigtifraw created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigtifraw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vigtifraw, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vigtifraw's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vigtifraw's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four horses approach from the north.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray towards the south.