Capflytal Quamgepdimlistbog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive centaur.

Capflytal Quamgepdimlistbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capflytal Quamgepdimlistbog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Capflytal Quamgepdimlistbog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Capflytal Quamgepdimlistbog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Capflytal Quamgepdimlistbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide from cyan snails for they are unholy.

3. Capflytal Quamgepdimlistbog loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.