Janflisgar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, uncaring weasel.

Janflisgar created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janflisgar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Janflisgar, she will turn you into a plant.

Janflisgar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Janflisgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.