Zagyardut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart hyena.

Zagyardut created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagyardut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagyardut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zagyardut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Zagyardut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. You must love Zagyardut.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Do not take Zagyardut's name in vain.