Bissdossyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unjust whale.

Bissdossyatt created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissdossyatt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bissdossyatt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bissdossyatt's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bissdossyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Bissdossyatt on top of important buildings.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Run away if seven moths approach from the east.