Cubnuttrutgoncubmifkonvan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair swan.

Cubnuttrutgoncubmifkonvan created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubnuttrutgoncubmifkonvan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubnuttrutgoncubmifkonvan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cubnuttrutgoncubmifkonvan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cubnuttrutgoncubmifkonvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.