Bellvedvig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient toad.

Bellvedvig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellvedvig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellvedvig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bellvedvig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bellvedvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellvedvig.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about comets.