Pitjop is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous zebra.

Pitjop created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitjop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pitjop, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Pitjop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pitjop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Pitjop loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never look at moons.