Pigzabzast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic raven.

Pigzabzast created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigzabzast, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pigzabzast, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pigzabzast's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pigzabzast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help sick rats.