Henzinjam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, passionate butterfly.

Henzinjam created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henzinjam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Henzinjam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Henzinjam's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Henzinjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of monkeys.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Henzinjam.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never wear fawn trousers.

5. Do not chop down trees.