Witbellat Gadjopwig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, capable hare.

Witbellat Gadjopwig created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Witbellat Gadjopwig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Witbellat Gadjopwig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Witbellat Gadjopwig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Witbellat Gadjopwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Witbellat Gadjopwig.

3. Hide if three doves approach from the west.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never pour water over plants.