Binfetbegtag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless bear.

Binfetbegtag created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Binfetbegtag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binfetbegtag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Binfetbegtag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Binfetbegtag's Holy Commandments

1. Binfetbegtag loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from fawn bats, for they are unholy.