Voncipfudgad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart mole.

Voncipfudgad created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Voncipfudgad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Voncipfudgad, it will laugh at you.

Voncipfudgad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Voncipfudgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Voncipfudgad loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must never eat corn.