Armmilfun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, annoying unicorn.

Armmilfun created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Armmilfun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armmilfun, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Armmilfun's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Armmilfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Armmilfun loves geese, so they must be honoured.