Cunzodbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying parrot.

Cunzodbonk created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunzodbonk, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cunzodbonk, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cunzodbonk's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cunzodbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.