Hothatbell is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, resourceful shrew.

Hothatbell created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hothatbell, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hothatbell, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hothatbell's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hothatbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never skip near badgers.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.