Mabflagflan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient wombat.

Mabflagflan created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabflagflan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mabflagflan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mabflagflan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mabflagflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Retreat if three gulls approach from the west.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray immersed in water.