Neldubarp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, vain fish.

Neldubarp created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neldubarp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Neldubarp, it will turn you into a puffin.

Neldubarp's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Neldubarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look after injured whales.