Gantipdog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, slow goblin.

Gantipdog created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gantipdog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gantipdog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gantipdog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gantipdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.