Mutdincep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable naga.

Mutdincep created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutdincep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mutdincep, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mutdincep's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mutdincep's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Do not stand on grass.